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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Yer First Mate!punkiepower
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)george_w_bush
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirateowendibbs
Ye'll be pursued by Admiralbeachwoodsparks
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...zobee
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasuresregretnothing
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!946
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 70%
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I love the fact that bush is my cabin boy..I made the president my bitch!!
Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild... in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping... in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school's logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don't need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student's chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

This is the word of God, follow the Ten Commandments of College or you will be smote!
Sometimes I wonder, when looking at someone elses journal, who are they. Writing can only tell so much about a person, and usually it's more truth then you'd get from metting the person...in person..But then sometimes I'll read a journal, and everything will seem fine in the persons life, until I look at when it was last updated, and it says august 5, 2002. Then I wonder, is this person dead? Were they walking down the street one day, and suddenly a drunken truck driver rammed right into them? Is this journal all that remains of them? It's weird to think that someone could have died sometime ago, and all that remains is a journal. Thoughts and whatever else they cared to put down for the sake of remembering it and now we're the only ones to reap the benefeits of their effort. Pretty morbid I suppose, but worth thinking about nonetheless.

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: regretnothing
...who is wearing: nothing at all
...and rolls over to you to say: wait a moment... you said you were 16 on AIM!
...and then: tweaks your nipples
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I never said such a thing! hehehe


Coal bright hair falls carelessly down
evenings shade from days delights
beneath her smoldering eyes beckon
wrench this heart from fervid nights

some say the lips define a woman
hers embody the softest of things
and flash their pearls in lucid dance
their gentle touch still a dream

To brush her neck with velvet kisses
silken nape in skin disguise
heavy breathing, hearts skip beat
in her this unruly beauty lies

- For you.
random fact # 642 about Foster: He wears sandals in the winter time.
"If a maiden sits on the ground in a clearing in a forest where a unicorn lives, they say, the unicorn will come o her and put its head in her lap. That is the best way to catch a unicorn. This must have been discovered by a maiden who sat down in a clearing with no intentions of catching a unicorn. The unicorn with its head in her lap must have been an embarrassment. (What next?)"


blistering winds blow
a melancholy trumpets
song to those below
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

"To let each impression and each embryo of a feeling come to completion, entirley in itself, in the dark, in the unsayable, the unconcious, beyond the reach of one's own understanding, and with deep humility and patience to wait for the hour when a new clarity is born: this alone is what it means to live as an artist: in understanding as in creating."
"And those who come togetehr in the nights and are entwined in rocking delight perform a solemn task and gather sweetness, depth, and strengh for the song of some future poet who will appear in order to say ecstacies that are unsayable.."